Time Flies: A Novel - Hardcover

© 2013 Claire CookTIME FLIES  Chapter 1When my cell phone rang, I'd just finished cutting up my marriage mattress.  I put down my chainsaw carefully so it wouldn't scratch the hardwood floor. Then I slid my safety glasses up to the top of my head like a headband and reached for my phone. "Hello-oh," I said. "Hey," B.J. said. "It's me. What's up?" I puffed a sprinkling of sawdust from the phone. "Not much. Same old, same old." "So, check your email--the invitation just went out. You are coming up for our reunion, right?"  "No way." When I shook my head for emphasis, more sawdust flaked from my hair like dandruff. "Come on, B.J., we've been over this at least eight times already." B.J. blew a raspberry into the phone line. "No way is not an acceptable answer. You're going. No excuses. You're not still mooning around about Kurt, are you?" "You mean like counting the days till he sends me a Hallmark card for Almost Ex-Wife's Day?" B.J. still laughed exactly like she had in high school, a series of sharp staccato barks. "See, your sense of humor is back."  "Ha," I said.  "What you need is some fun in the sun. Plus, if you ask me, there aren't nearly enough opportunities to act like a teenager once you get to be our age, so we've got to grab any chance we get. And the good news is we can drink legally this time around." "Great," I said, "but I'm still not going." "Jan wants all of us to stay at her beach house for the week--" "Jan who?" "Don't give me Jan who. Jan Siskin. Actually, I think it's Reeves now. Or maybe it was Reeves but it's now Schroff. Or maybe it's Siskin again. Who cares. Anyway, as you well remember, we kind of hung out with her all four years in high school. And now she has a beach house." "I don't think she really even liked me," I said. B.J. aimed a blast of air across seven states and into my ear. "Hey, you haven't heard from Veronica, have you?" I sighed. "You mean in this millennium?" "She's not returning my phone calls or emails. But. She. Will." I let B.J.'s tenacity wash over me like a wave. When I looked down, I saw that my non-cell phone-holding palm was open, face up, as if to emphasize my own uncertainty. B.J. was still talking. "So, you know how I'm on the committee, right. Well, we've decided we're not going to mention either the year we graduated or how many years it's been. We're just going to call it The Marshbury High School Best Class/Best Reunion Evah." "That's ridiculous." I opened one of the French doors to the deck off the master bedroom to get rid of the gasoline smell. I seriously needed to upgrade to a battery-operated chainsaw.  "Well, the committee consensus is that the actual numbers might be a turnoff. It's a lot of years to wrap your brain around, and none of us feel that old, and most of us don't look that old, especially the women, so we just thought it would be more fun if we focused on the positive." "Which would be?" B.J. let out a little snort. "That we're still alive?" I took a quick stab at the math, then gave up. "How many years has it been anyway?" "Don't even think about it," B.J. said. "It's way too depressing. Come on, Mel, we haven't seen each other in forever."  "Okay, so how about you go to the reunion, and then you can fly down here and tell me all about it." "Mel, I'm serious." "Me, too. I'm seriously not going, B.J., so drop it. Please." "Give me one good reason you shouldn't go." I sighed. "Everyone else will dress better, look better, be better than I am. High school reunions are like a test for personal success and I'll slide right off the bell curve. I'm not famous, I didn't turn into a knockout, my husband left me. And I stopped wearing heels years ago and now my feet will only tolerate work boots and flip-flops." "One good reason," B.J. said. "I'm still waiting." After we hung up, I put my cell phone down and contemplated the savaged chunks of king size bed before me. It's not that I was bitter. I mostly just wanted the springs.  *  Okay, maybe I was a teensy bit bitter.  Our two sons, Trevor and Troy, were seven and six when Kurt had dragged me kicking and screaming to the suburbs of Atlanta. They were thriving on sandy summers boogie-boarding at the beach and snowy winters sledding down the biggest hill in our little seaside Massachusetts town. We lived a tree-lined walk away from the best local elementary school. I had a boring but comfortable part-time job answering phones for a nearby art gallery that let me work my hours around my kids. Mothers' hours. Life was good. Kurt said his job offer had come out of the blue. As if it were luck. Or destiny. Kismet. Serendipity. His old boss had taken a job at a big Atlanta corporation a few years before, where he'd been moving up ever since. And now he wanted Kurt to come work for him. "Out of the blue," I repeated as I stirred a pot of homemade chicken alphabet soup with a wooden spoon. "He just called you out of the blue and said uproot your whole family and take them away from everything they've ever loved because I have a job for you. Even though you already have a perfectly good job." Trevor ran through the kitchen and out the back door. "Give it back," Troy yelled as he ran after him. "Dinner," I yelled. "Ten minutes." Kurt shrugged. He loosened the blue-striped tie I'd bought because it reminded me of the way his eyes changed shades in different lights. He unbuttoned the top button of his white shirt. Long-sleeved. Extra starch. I stared him down. In the fading light of the early evening, his eyes were a dark navy, almost black. He looked away first. I flicked on the kitchen lights and turned my attention back to the soup. "Smells good," he said as I stirred. I kept stirring. "Okay, I put out a few feelers," he finally said. "It's time to move on. I think I've taken things as far as I can here."  For a quick, crazy second I thought he was talking about the boys and me.  *  After I loaded the bed chunks into heavy-duty black plastic contractor bags and dragged them out to the garage, I vacuumed the bedroom. Then I hauled my mattress-flecked self into the bathroom and turned on the water. It sputtered like it always did, then burst forth in a ferocious battle of brushed nickel showerheads and body jets. I peeled off my clothes and let the wet needles pummel me like a bad marriage. I towel-dried while I contemplated putting on actual pants, the kind that zipped and buttoned at the waist and everything. This seemed extreme, so I went with my regular uniform: yoga pants, baggie T-shirt, flip-flops.  As soon as I opened the barn doors on one side of my Honda Element, I leaned in and flipped one of the two back seats forward at the waist. Then I lifted the whole seat up and hooked it to the side of the car with the carabiner that dangled from the ceiling. I circled the car and repeated the steps on the other side. An amazing amount of empty space materialized, anchored by the Element's black nonslip rubber-matted floor, which actually hosed down for easy cleaning. I wanted a house like that.  "All aboard," I said in my cheeriest talking-out-loud-to-yourself voice. "Next stop Ikea."  

Claire Cook wrote her first novel in her minivan when she was forty-five. At fifty, she walked the red carpet at the Hollywood premiere of the film adaptation of her second novel, Must Love Dogs, starring Diane Lane and John Cusack. She is the bestselling author of nine other novels and divides her time between the suburbs of Atlanta and Boston. Visit her at ClaireCook.com.